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Don’t Flatter Yourself

It ain’t all about you.  Really.

Protecting & Serving Since 1912

Something Under the Bed is Jewelry

Henry Flattery’s break came in 1927 when he solved the gruesome murder of Albert Snyder in Jamaica Village. Within minutes of arriving at the crime scene, Sgt. Flattery had two confessions and a simple clue – jewelry stuffed under the mattress with a story that was just a little too over the top.

Your tie is crooked

Paid in Spades

The real-life “Dumbbell Murder” is indemnified in Hollywood history.  With a steamy plot of sex, money, greed and stupidity, it was the story of the century for reporters like Damon Runyon, James M. Cain and the dame who was Rudy Valentino’s widow. It was also the first step in a career of high-profile crimes for Henry Flattery – on the right side of the law.

This is just one of the real-life NYC detective stories lifted directly from published magazines and newspapers. They are tales of a familiar past from the perspective of a man who walked uphill to school. Both ways. Barefoot. Luckily there are no snakes or snow in Ireland. Now in its 5th generation, the legacy of Henry Flattery continues in its sincerest form.

Forms of Flattery Accepted

Love

You mean that knockkneed mother’s darling who seems to be slightly crawsick?

Serve

Give us this day our daily bread, and a venti vanilla latte with room in a climate-friendly cup.

Remember

When he came to the place where the road goes down the Mount of Olives, all Hell broke loose.

Cash

Forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. Or just make change if you can. 

Now We’re Getting Somewhere

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Henry Flattery

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Connect the Dots

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God

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Country

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Notre Dame

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This is why you took Latin

Rogue Scholars

William Henry

William Henry

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Flattery Family

Flattery Family

Those Meddling Kids

Shaggy Paul

Shaggy Paul

Corporate Lawyer

Thoughts

Prayers

Teddy Bears

Your Penance

In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!