Shit My Brain Says
Famous Neighbors
“i” before “e” except after “c” or when sounding like “a” as in “neighbor” and “sleigh.”
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Hoax with a Smile
Alan Abel was an accomplished drummer, but he marched to his own beat. I met him in the 90s while playing in the Westport Community Band. What a long, strange trip it has been.
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Wish You’d Stop Being So Good to Me, Captain.
Was Bob Keeshan really a Captain or was he just some clown on TV? Stay tuned for the next episode of Kangaroo Court where YOU’LL be the judge.
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Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Pryce
Provided creative inspiration for Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Pryce Samsonite campaign.
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How to Write a Cover Letter and Follow Up
Most kids send their Christmas letters to Santa. I sent mine directly to the head of NASA.
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A Modest Proposal
There are more children born in Roman Catholick countries about nine months after Lent, than at any other season; therefore, reckoning a year after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because the number of Popish infants, is at least three to one in this kingdom, and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of Papists among us.
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President Taft’s Fatter Brother
It might choke artie, but it won’t buckle fatty.
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A Fine Messier Mess
On April 10, 2019, scientists unveiled an image of Messier 87, a supergiant elliptical galaxy in the constellation Virgo.
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Back to School Fashion
September 19, 2019. Fashion brand creates bullet hole ridden hoodies. Internet goes postal.
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Target Marketing
What the Conspiracy Theorists Don’t Want You to Know
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Thar She Blows
Call me Trishmael.
Some years ago I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
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