FOR THE RECORD
FLATTERY CONFIDENTIAL

Captain Henry Flattery
NYPD Detective 1915 – 1952
Trish Cleary’s Maternal Grandfather
Born April 15, 1898 • Tuam, Co. Galway, Ireland
Died June 6, 1974 • Norwalk, CT

Flatter Familia
Protecting and serving the country since 1912. Looking forward to 2020, while the wind is still at our back.

Captain’s Blog
A hard-boiled look at the NY crime scene through the eyes of one of the city’s most capable detectives.
Blood and Ink
Follow the foot prints of Pulitzer and Hearst right into the hands of the prize pulp factory and sausage maker.
Murders
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THE CHEWING GUM FOR
GUMSHOES WHO CHEW GUM
O hell, here comes our funeral!
O pest, I’ll miss the post!
Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life and she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She cancelled all her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars; she gave a childy cloudy cry: Nuee! Nuee! A lightdress fluttered. She was gone. And into the river that had been a stream . . . there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears . . . for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh! I’se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!
Pagan Babies
As requested, we did not spend your pennies on birth control for pagans. As a result, pagan baby grandchildren are here for free healthcare and college education.

Jessica Silva
Brazilian Waxer

Tyler Almada
Altar Boy

Nilson Smith
Sherpa
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