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Captain’s Blog 

A hard-boiled look at the NY crime scene through the eyes of one of the city’s most capable detectives.

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Flatter Familia

Protecting and serving the country since 1912.   Looking forward to 2020, while the wind is still at our back.

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Blood and Ink

Follow the foot prints of Pulitzer and Hearst right into the hands of the prize pulp factory and sausage maker.

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Clues Start Here

Young Henry Flattery’s first words on the morning of April 10, 1912 were “a person could die of thirst around here.”

He may have been foreshadowing, but it could explain why he always preferred his Scotch neat, not on ice. It may also explain why he took extra long at confession that day.  He would be celebrating his 17th birthday aboard the next boat out of Queenstown and while he didn’t really have anything to confess, he wanted to be prepared, just in case.

He missed the boat, but he figured the penance would be worth it: he gave his fake ticket to a friend to pass on to the first American sucker they met.  Spoiler Alert: It was Leonardo DiCaprio.

O hell, here comes our funeral!
O pest, I’ll miss the post!

Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life and she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She cancelled all her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars; she gave a childy cloudy cry: Nuee! Nuee! A lightdress fluttered. She was gone. And into the river that had been a stream . . . there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears . . . for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh! I’se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!


In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!

Pagan Babies

As requested, we did not spend your pennies on birth control for pagans.  As a result, pagan baby grandchildren are here for free healthcare and college education.

Jessica Silva

Jessica Silva

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Tyler Almada

Tyler Almada

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Nilson Smith

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