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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. Equally offensive is the press.

These are their stories as seen through the Irish eyes of Detective Henry Flattery.


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Captain’s Blog 

A hard-boiled look at the NY crime scene through the eyes of one of the city’s most capable detectives.

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Blood and Ink

Follow the foot prints of Pulitzer and Hearst right into the hands of the prize pulp factory and sausage maker.

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O hell, here comes our funeral!
O pest, I’ll miss the post!

Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life and she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She cancelled all her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars; she gave a childy cloudy cry: Nuee! Nuee! A lightdress fluttered. She was gone. And into the river that had been a stream . . . there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears . . . for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh! I’se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!


In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!

Pagan Babies

As requested, we did not spend your pennies on birth control for pagans.  As a result, pagan baby grandchildren are here for free healthcare and college education.

Jessica Silva

Jessica Silva

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