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Flattery Confidential

Clues Start Here

These pages hold documented stories of my maternal grandfather, Henry Flattery. Henry was hot on the trail of history when he left Ireland in 1912. Once here, the Flattery family got places quickly. This website is my best form of imitation.

Captain’s Blog 

A hard-boiled look at the NY crime scene through the eyes of one of the city’s most capable detectives.

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Flatter Familia

Protecting and serving the country since 1912.   Looking forward to 2020, while the wind is still at our back.

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Blood and Ink

Follow the journalistic foot prints of Pulitzer and Hearst right into the hands of the prize pulp factory.

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O hell, here comes our funeral!
O pest, I’ll miss the post!

Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life and she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She cancelled all her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars; she gave a childy cloudy cry: Nuee! Nuee! A lightdress fluttered. She was gone. And into the river that had been a stream . . . there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears . . . for it was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh! I’se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!


In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!

Pagan Babies

The Pagan Babies appreciate your pennies.  As mandated, they were not spent on birth control. Therefore, Pagans have multiplied all over the world.  Now their grandchildren are looking to pay off their student debt.  And their great-grandchildren want free college.

Jessica Silva

Jessica Silva

Brazilian Waxer

Tyler Almada

Tyler Almada

Altar Boy

Nilson Smith

Nilson Smith


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